But enough out of me. This blog is intended solely for the purpose of displaying Werner's very humble, very respectful regular season champ acceptance speech (which is similar to an "AL Wild Card Winner" banner in terms of importance).
From Werner:
A big thank you to everyone for a good season, and a special thanks to Ross for his noble work as commissioner. I will make this brief as we still have a playoff champion to crown, but before I go I would like to offer a special shout-out to Matty and Ben.
Matty, for all of your talk this season (and last season, and the season before...) that my team blows and gets lucky all the time, suck my balls.
And Ben, for your post-Josh Hamilton trade-rejection comments:
"really you trust a crack head that badly....eeek....you're record is fluff buddy....don't get comfortable at the top ;-)"
Also, suck my balls.
Thanks again everyone, hopefully I have a chance to write another email after the playoffs...
Matty, for all of your talk this season (and last season, and the season before...) that my team blows and gets lucky all the time, suck my balls.
And Ben, for your post-Josh Hamilton trade-rejection comments:
"really you trust a crack head that badly....eeek....you're record is fluff buddy....don't get comfortable at the top ;-)"
Also, suck my balls.
Thanks again everyone, hopefully I have a chance to write another email after the playoffs...
Graceful with a touch of catch-me-if-you-can attitude. I love it.
As for this blog...I set out to accomplish 1 thing: to outblog Fred by at least 1 blog post. And I did exactly that (thanks to Werner's speech). This might be the first time in history that a 2-20 team can call the season an unequivocal success.
P.S. For those in the football league, expect a blog comeback in just a couple days. And to those not in the football league, I'm sorry, we just have a higher standard there.
